Friday, July 27, 2007


Have you looked at the ticker lately? Holy shit man, that final is a-stormin' towards me. The good news is that my most recent midterm went really well, which hopefully bodes well for the final. The trick? Crunching numbers for close to eight hours a day, every day. I've let my poor old brain relax for a couple of days, and I'm about to hit it hardcore for the final. Don't be offended if you don't hear from me at all over the next 20 days, I'm not dead, I don't hate you (ok, well that depends on who you are actually . . .), I'm just integrating the shit out of those motherfuckers. My final ends at 3:30pm on Aug 15th. I plan on being inebriated by 3:35. Would it be wrong to drink hooch from my coffee mug during the final?

Saturday, July 21, 2007


I have pre-ordered my copy of the last Harry Potter book, and hopefully it will arrive early next week. I have promised myself I will not read a single word of this or any other book until after my calculus final on August 15th, so will be lending my copy out to keep it safe (from myself) until then. If I read even one word of it I will surely become hopelessly addicted (history has taught me) and stay awake for 36 hours straight reading and fail my final. If ANYBODY tells me ANYTHING about the book, I will tear you limb from limb before feeding your parts to he-whose-name-shall-not-be-spoken. Mmmkay?

Thursday, July 19, 2007


Facebook is out. I'm not caving. I have the willpower. This decision is inspired partly by stubbornness, and party by a conversation I had today about the meaning of being blocked/deleted by someone on Facebook. I just don't think I need it. Maybe I'll start an anti-facebook for recluses like myself and Cam. We'll call it Assbook.

Also, an introduction; although he denies it, I believe my sweet sugar pie is posting comments on this blog under the alias billywilly. Blog friends, meet Paul. I mean billywilly. I mean Paul. It's all just so confusing.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Here's the deal-ey-oh

Basically, I'm completely sick of all the music on my ipod, but I'm too busy/lazy/inept to deal with finding new music to shove on. If any of y'alls are so inclined, send me a mixed cd and I'll dump it on there. I guarantee that I'll a) listen to it all, probably over and over again, and b) send you a thank-you prezzie in the mail.

Also, I've been more and more tempted lately into signing up for facebook. I've been resisting, but it's seeming increasingly futile. Can anyone give me five uber good reasons to join?

Back I go to my life of integration and alcohol.