There were many theories as to the identity of the driver of the pink beast, and inspite of my many stakeouts nearby the bubblegum Hummer, I never got a glance. Until now. Curious? Check THIS out.
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I can't decide if I am impressed or horrified.
Weeelll.. her explanation of WHY a pink hummer isn't utterly horrifying... and its nice to know that she worked for it, and chose it with some intention...
But still. A pink Hummer. Was that really the best thing she could think of to do with that money?
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I am having a hard time believing she is paying for that Pink Hummer.
She looks like she is twelve years old.
At least it's pink.
At least it is pink.
According to my sources (ie Pamela, who apparantly had a class with the girl, and was also the keep eye who spotted the article in the college newspaper) the Hummer driver makes a living as a "Dancer", which apprantly pays quite well.
I thought to myself this morning, perhaps I could make money as an anti-stripper. I'd start the show out naked, and people would pay more and more money to get me to put my clothes back on!
I've been thinking about working up a hoop burlesque show... y'know, hooping above my head while I step out of my skirt, hooping at my hips while I slip my straps off my shoulders... and then letting the hoop itself fling the top off?? ./smirk
Of course, this would be all about finding (or sewing) a cute-and-supportive undergarment that would achieve the right level of "Oh my god, look at how STACKED she is!" against the "ooh, dig the jiggly thighs..."
I'm thinking a retro long-line corset-to-garters would be a good thing :)
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"I'm not a stripper,
I'm a DANCER!!!"
Striptease, starring that Head of the Class chick.
That is EXACTLY where that refrence came from. Ah Tro, you just know. Wasn't she also on Saved by the Bell?
Oh wait --
I think I was thinking Saved by the Bell when I said that --
Was she on Head of the Class, too?
I got them mixed up...
Her name is Elizabeth Berkley --
Isn't she worried her parents are going to see her huge pink hummer parked outside Juggs or wherever she works?
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